[Voice]

---ill you GO AWAY already?? Uhm! Guys? [The sound of hurried footsteps almost swallows Umi's annoyed voice: she's evidently trying to outrun something.] ...Looks like I'll have to take a while longer to get home! I got NO IDEA where these bunch of weirdos came from, but one of them won't stop---! ...wait... [There's a pause.] I think I ( Read more... )

[Video]

...The whole thing with animals acting WEIRD wasn't enough for this place, huh? And that was a big one! [Umi appears a bit unkempt: her hair is mussed, scratches cross her cheeks.] My fish were going crazy. I swear Magellan was trying to use Celia's tail to climb his way out of the tank! But aw, NO: we ALWAYS have to go for overkill around ( Read more... )

[Voice]

...Over. FINALLY. Jeez, you really don't know what it means to be cursed until you get hit by that opposite gender thing. Can't say it was totally useless, though: it was interesting to try and fence with that larger and heavier body...

But, anyway. Hope everyone's back to their right gender and age. With some luck nobody got their kid ( Read more... )

[Video]

[That's a very uncharacteristic grin Umi's flashing at the camera: a lot like the one those who know her will identify as her teasing one, but ten times more mischievous and, obviously, FLIRTY.]

...I've always said this place makes us put off IMPORTANT STUFF, but really! Talk about not paying attention to things that matter. Looks like ( Read more... )

[Video]

[The device's camera abruptly focuses on Umi's face after panning along the seashore. She looks quite out of breath and is sweating profusely, looking as if she were in pain.]

...Alright. I usually wouldn't be one to vouch for what the deities say. And like hell I'm starting NOW. But... everyone? This may get serious. Maybe not as awful ( Read more... )

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[Video]

---as to be enough, right? Is it enough?

[The video begins abruptly, as if the device had been set down to record only as an afterthought before Umi focused solely on the task at hand: we can see her, surrounded by her liquid blue aura, as she uses her magic to conjure a swirl of pure, fresh water to fill up a random container.]Yeah. It ( Read more... )

We're alive, everyone. Please don't worry, okay? Clef and I are fine. He figured the way out of there right before the whole thing got nightmarish. It just... took a while... what, with the dirt and everything... really.

What on earth was this place thinking?? I was fretting and complaining about getting muddy and wet like an idiot before it hit ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video]

[Whiteout. As the light wanes we can see, past a sheen of frost, this room only deserted, obviously illuminated in flashes of lightning coming from a large window. A frustrated sigh can be heard in the background.]

---ow much longer can this thing HOLD! ...Eh? Aw, PERFECT.

[A quick blur of motion. Umi's face comes into sight ( Read more... )

[Voice]

[Static, then Umi's voice comes through, sounding slightly agitated.] Girls, Clef, Mokona: make sure the apartment's locked up, for whatever that's worth! If the last time we had a City-wide power shutdown meant anything things may get very ugly. Or not. But better not risk it! I can't believe it's happening again... At least it looks like ( Read more... )